Tiffany Haddish Quotes

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Tiffany Sara Cornilia Haddish is an American stand-up comedian, actress and author. After guest-starring on several television series, she gained prominence for her role as Nekeisha Williams on the NBC sitcom The Carmichael Show. Wikipedia
Born: 3 December 1979 (age 42 years), Historic South Central Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California, United States
Height: 1.67 m
Spouse: William Stewart (m. 2008–2013)
Parents: Tsihaye Reda Haddish
Books: The Last Black Unicorn, Layla, the Last Black Unicorn

Tiffany Haddish Quotes

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. “I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they’ll do anything for you – which is almost true.” – Tiffany Haddish


 “Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It’s the healthiest way to be.” – Tiffany Haddish


“My therapist was like, ‘What brings joy to your heart?’ And I was like, ‘I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist.’” – Tiffany Haddish


“Every teacher that I’ve ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to teach.” – Tiffany Haddish


“You’re the only one that’s in control of your emotions; you’re the only one that’s inside of you at all times. So control you however you want to. If you’re not happy, that’s your fault.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Everybody the same: We all got problems. We all want to be loved. We all wanna be happy.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I danced for, like, 11 years at bar mitzvahs and executive parties. I’m a professional energy producer. I produce energy, baby.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I don’t mean to be so sensitive, but that’s just who I am. And I’m not afraid to admit it.” – Tiffany Haddish


“The only downside to the Bar Mitzvahs was that I killed a man once.”


“When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an airline, and then I stopped to pursue comedy 110%.” – Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish Inspirational Quotes

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“There’ve been times I felt like, ‘I don’t know if I want to do this.’ That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That’s my favorite.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I tried to join three gangs, and every single one gave me a different excuse, but it was pretty much along the lines of, ‘You’re too goofy. You’re too cute. You don’t fit in.’” – Tiffany Haddish


“When my people are dying, that’s when you gonna catch me protesting. I’m not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don’t like what they’re offering you, just no longer do business with them.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I’m not afraid of any kind of job, I’m not afraid to play any kind of role, as long as it doesn’t compromise my morals.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Any comedic roles that I’ve gone out for usually end up going to a white woman or a gay man instead.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie.” – Tiffany Haddish


“When I was younger, I barely talked. I was scared of people. I had to learn how to cultivate that confidence.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I’ve studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I’ve studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don’t play around. This is not a game.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Everybody in my life who is important to me is a star to me.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I’m not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out what they love to do, and focusing on that.” – Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish movie quotes

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“When I was young, people used to be like, ”You look just like Halle Berry – out of Losing Isaiah.’ I don’t care; she was still beautiful in that movie!” – Tiffany Haddish


“There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that’s why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest.” – Tiffany Haddish


“People always tell me, ‘You should do drama. You should do drama.’ Even when I first got an agent, they were like, ‘We want to send you out to be dramatic.’ And I’m like, ‘No. I’m a comedian. I’m funny. I want to do funny stuff.’” – Tiffany Haddish


“I’m open to whatever God puts in front of me and makes my heart pitter patter.” – Tiffany Haddish


The body is a universal language. Because if you spoke French, and I speak English, but I move like this or do certain movements, I can still make you smile and laugh.” – Tiffany Haddish


“When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then when I cut them up, I smile. And then when I cook them, I smile. They call it joyful greens.” – Tiffany Haddish


“The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that’s really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I’m probably going to be cheap with my money for a long time.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I think of comedy as my man: it’s the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed, put a roof over my head.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Coming from where I came from, being a foster youth… like, living in all those different homes… I am glad I had those experiences because now, when I perform, I can come from a place of reality: I know how different people live.” – Tiffany Haddish

The Last Black Unicorn Quotes

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“You kill them with your success. Then they’ll have to kiss your motherfucking feet.” – Tiffany Haddish


“So I ended up getting out of pimping, because I didn’t make much money. It’s just not a lucrative business, selling dick. Dick ain’t really all that hard to come by.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Everyone has their own personal pain and their own demons, and no one will talk about it, and that’s why they never get better. They’re all afraid to talk about it.” – Tiffany Haddish


“You know how white people do, they just encourage and cheer anybody who lets it all hang out and just don’t give a fuck.” – Tiffany Haddish


“It’s easy to game school, once you realize that the rules are bullshit and you can get around them.” – Tiffany Haddish


“That man hadn’t wanted to dance at first, and I made him, and then I booty popped him . . . and now he’s dead! I just felt like a booty assassin.” – Tiffany Haddish


“Unless it was making them look good in some kind of way. Me just being myself was never good enough for anyone to love me.” – Tiffany Haddish


“That’s why I think my life turned out as good as it has. Because all the time, I’m just trying to have fun.” – Tiffany Haddish


“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror at people?” – Tiffany Haddish


“When we black women repeat our words, you know shit is bad.” – Tiffany Haddish


“The only downside to the Bar Mitzvahs was that I killed a man once.” – Tiffany Haddish


“But it didn’t work out like that. I couldn’t get into the gang. Gangbanger: “You too cute. You gonna be something one day. You can come and kick it, but you can’t gangbang with us. If you want a drink or something, you can have a drink.” – Tiffany Haddish

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“I became an “energy producer” at Bar Mitzvahs. Energy producer is what white suburban people call a “hype man.” I was basically the Flava Flav of Bar Mitzvahs.” – Tiffany Haddish


“all my wins are lessons and all my failures are lessons that will one day become wins.” – Tiffany Haddish


“You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.” – Tiffany Haddish


“I didn’t have the uniform yet. It was too big for me, so I had my grandma do alterations on it. I had a T-shirt, and I wrote on it in big black letters: “Will have uniform in 2 weeks. Grandma doin’ it.” – Tiffany Haddish


“That exchange basically sums up Titus. Sneaky and small-time.” – Tiffany Haddish


“DJ Timbo: “Tiffany, that man was old. It was his time. He was probably happy. It was probably the first time he ever danced with a black girl in his life. It was the happiest moment of his life.” – Tiffany Haddish


“It’s where the bros drink their brews, and the surfers sip their hurricanes, and they all just white together.” – Tiffany Haddish

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